Josh Dorman's Lost Divers Exhibition at the Mary Ryan Gallery.

There's a whipping wind and it's raining too hard to leave so I wait it out, watching the water dance, mesmerized. To see wind take on shape. Twist and swirl.

Today I: Found a little crab hiding in my oyster. Instead of plucking I ate him and he crunched like gristle...

Dad lets me test out his crossbow after losing a bet that I'd not be able to pull back the string on his regular one. Load, aim, pull a trigger. I got this.

There's nothing hotter than a chick that can dance, build, and run shit...
Today I stopped in to check out my girl Tiff who's topping it all... Owner of Old Hollywood, an amazing and successful vintage-inspired boutique in Greenpoint, she's decided to go big and take on the Lower East Side. Checking out the progress, a gutting of the space-to-be, I can already make out its grandeur. A place to empty my pockets and brandish my limbs. The store opens mid October and the finds go fast so if you're in the area, or even not, it's worth the detour.

Photo by Sammi Needham

Tonight Peter and I procrastinated a bit before hopping on our bikes and heading to a surprise birthday party for Eyesores man, Xavier Gallego. It was a pleasure meeting all of his R/GA coworkers and spreading the love with espresso ice cream cake and passing rounds of Espolon tequila :)

Today I had the pleasure of experiencing an Oriental Qi Gong Tui Na massage. Qi Gong translates as "energy work," and Tui Na as "pushing and grasping." My friend Caitlin recommended I check out a place in East Williamsburg: Mei Ying Qi Gong Tui-Na. It was my first time having a man masseuse (David) and I was happy with the difference. For a mere $50 I got an hour of euphoric medicinal treatment that left me feeling like a plush doll..

Cass turns 25 and we celebrate with giant margaritas (passion fruit for me) at the never-been-to Tequila Chitos in Chelsea!

Tonight I met Tina's new roommate, talked of plausible Zombie safe houses with her sis, and for the first time, ate penis-shaped angel food cake!

I flex my fingers, watch the TV and twist wax string. Here's the result.

Paolo Ventura Behind the Walls